Bloomberg Moves to Stop Homeless Poisonings

by wisdomhunt

We all know how NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg has been fighting nobly to stop price gougers from getting a market price for gasoline, as well as his efforts to save us from the evils of 17 ounce sodas.

Yet somehow forgotten amongst his good deeds is his charitable contribution to the homeless.

Earlier this year, Bloomberg banned food donations to homeless shelters. This was to thwart a coordinated attack on the defenseless homeless population by a group of donors providing foods such as bagels to the homeless. This was unquestionably a nefarious plot by the donors to kill off the starving homeless slowly and surely via diabetes and atherosclerosis.

As Bloomberg properly notes: homeless shelters cannot assess the salt, sugar and fiber content of donated foods.

Bloomberg 2016!